"They put SLAW on this sandwich! Gross!"
"Lot's of places put slaw on their barbecue sandwich."
"Yeah, but if they do they should at least tell you that."
"It says right here 'chopped pork with slaw on bun'.”
"Oh, please. 'Slaw' is buried in the middle of the description in the same tiny font. It should say in 24-point red all-caps, 'WARNING!!! THIS SANDWICH HAS SLAW ON IT!!!”
"I like slaw on a barbecue sandwich. It adds crunch."
She's wrong, of course. Slaw is absolutely essential to a perfect barbecue sandwich.